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Today, I got an opportunity to confront the owner (hereinafter known as “Cockboy”) of the parking lot whom I suspect is the person that vandalized my car.

Cockboy admitted to writing on both cars, but he flatly refused to admit that he did further damage to the cars. Mind you, we had just returned from Hong Kong at 03:00 and didn’t use the car on until 20:00 of the same day when we discovered the vandalism.

I asked Cockboy to look in my eyes and tell me that he did not glue my locks and windows. He could not - looking at Hui-Chen instead and telling her that his “friends” watch the lot and “take care” of “offending” cars. What a lying fucking bastard! We asked him if he just writes on the cars and his pals take care of them later, but he just squirmed. Let me tell you, this moron actually called me a “dick” in Taiwanese, while sporting some gay looking red dyed excuse for hair. I told him I wish he would act like a man and suffer the consequences for his action, saying he was “lucky” he didn’t live in New Hampshire where I would have just shot is lying ass. It was all lost on him as he has no honor. He is a typical pampered, babied Taiwanese working with Daddy’s money and thinss that nothing bad will ever happen to him because he is smart. He will fuck up, and when he does I will be there to catch him. I will solve this problem myself.

As soon as he admitted to the handwriting, Hui-Chen called the police. The police (hereinafter known as “useless authorities”) said that because there isn’t any hard physical evidence to link this person to the crime, they are powerless. Said useless authorities did not see any connection between the handwriting, gluing and impact damage to the vehicles from blows, even though according to the timeline they were done at the same time by the same person.

While I was arguing with the useless authorities (explaining that I was an investigator in my home country), Cockboy called 2 of his “red mouthed” friends to come by. Out of eyesight of the useless authorities, the Bing-lang Brothers arrived on the other street, and passed him some kind of a note through the fence of his lot, and then proceeded to bring their truck right up to me so they could get a good look at me - I’m positive for the purpose of some kind of retaliation later (hint: bad move guys - trust me on this).

Since last week the white car that was vandalized along with ours has been receiving the brunt of someone’s anger. Cockboy claimed that our car was there “for months” and Hui-Chen, in a fit of anger, the likes of which I have never seen, flatly told Cockboy that we had just moved to the neighborhood and had in fact, parked at the airport while in Hong Kong, and that what he said was total bullshit. While Cockboy resorted to taking trash I just reminded him that I tell the truth, and he is a fucking liar. As if that is justification for vandalizing our car! The fact is, he showed absolutely no concern for our car being vandalized right in front of his parking lot, which might reflect badly on his business. He didn’t ask how extensive the damage was or how much it cost us, like an innocent business owner would have. Its because he already knows. Cockboy did it. I know he did it. He knows he did it but he is a, well, he’s a cockboy, what can I say?

Last weekend, there was a small hole in the upper right hand corner of this rear window. I checked the car yesterday and it was unchanged. I found Cockboy at the scene of the crime today. I walked over to the car and just stood and looked at it saying nothing. He asked me “Is this yours?” to which I replied “Is this yours?” pointing to the place where it was hit. Draw your own conclusions, but why would he ask that question unless the presence of that car meant anything to him.

I noticed that one of the car’s backup sensors was missing, and it was there yesterday.

Of course the useless authorities were not interested in any of this evidence, because I found it myself, they having overlooked it entirely.

The useless authorities did give me one good piece of information though: If no one see it in Taiwan, no crime has been committed. I thanked them for that clarification as I have no intention of letting anyone see me while committing a crime in return.