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Recently, my friend Michael Turton said: “WOW! That sucks! But be careful with the retaliation. They’ll just keep escalating.”

That’s because no one gets shot here….

The problem is, as time goes on I keep finding more things wrong with my car that this ass-clown has done. What really irks me is that he did these things in broad daylight, in total confidence that absolutely nothing would happen to him. If I do anything to him in return, the entire neighborhood will rat me out because I’m an outsider. My friend Lee, a former Taoyuan police officer suggested that I “let it go” and offered to get me drunk. That is the last thing I need because at the moment, the cold light of reason is the only restraining element preventing me from finding this guy and wrapping my fingers around his neck for 4 minutes. I am, after all, a trained hunter. Humans are the easiest animal to trap because humans are, for the most part, completely oblivious to impending danger. This guy’s stuffed ass could be hanging in my trophy room within 24 hours of the instant that I decide to go after him.

The photo above shows what pissed me off yesterday. I tried to roll the passenger side window down, but it wouldn’t budge because the Parking Lot Bitch glued it shut too. I was able to break the bead and get it to function, but it was not easy, as I was so angry I nearly broke the window.

This guy does not realize that he has awakened a sleeping dragon. Its nearly to the point where I am obligated to kick his ass on the basis of keeping face, alone.

Later my friend Coldglow said: “I know how to get this “bitch”. Tint your windows and get a taser…” I like that one too, but it does require me to spend my time hiding in my own car. If this were New Hampshire it would be considerably easier to handle (because I pack there), but in that case the person would have been more reasonable to begin with.

For those of you wondering what I am going to do, the answer is “nothing.”